I know for sure that I do. I can't say the same for my poor friends and family, who have to put up with my lame, awful puns and groan in disapproval at how bad they are.

But I promise that the following are nothing like my own -- and are guaranteed to make you smile, smirk or even have a chuckle.

I'm dying of laughter!

Everyone 'kneeds' to see this one

If you're ever talking to a lady called Dina, why not try this?

This one is really bad

The state of this pun is ridiculous

Which cone do you want your ice-cream in?

A difficult offer to turn down, much like the volume!